• pappy churchill

  • the young churchill

  • the young churchill’s hated bride

  • chrurchill-lover phineas redfish

  • crispus t muzzlewit

  • stain-sucker duncan

  • dick the candy dandy

  • albuterol inhaler preston mcweak

  • longtime listener, first-time caller

  • mastiff mama

  • tennessee ernie dietz

  • sharkey, the secret cop

  • gooseberry johnson, head brain of the hobosphere

  • weekend-circular deborah

  • marcus chickenstock

  • stunted newton

  • magnus shortwave

  • u.s. fool

  • manatee the railyard toreador

  • utah manfred succor-munt

  • laura delite

  • edwin winnipeg

  • eyepatch reese andiron

  • tom false-lips real-teeth

  • fabulon darkness

  • bean-horder newt

  • texas emil

  • the moor of venice

  • averroes nix

  • human hair blanket morris burns

  • canadian paul tough

  • crooner sy

  • manuel pants-too-high

  • sylvia patience hidden-forks

  • sung, the land-pirate

  • opie, the boston bum

  • hard-flossing hope peak

  • stingo the bandana origami prodigy

  • franklin ape and his inner ear infection

  • questionable-judgement theodore stomachbrace

  • thermos h christ

  • sir mix-a-lot

  • the nine doctor whos

  • lord winston two-monocles

  • the freewheelin’ barry sin

  • diego the spark-spitter

  • american citizen zane pain

  • abraham, the secret collector of decorative china

  • linty sullivan, the lint-collector

  • socks monster

  • ma churchill

  • extra-skin dave

  • beanbag-chair bill

  • grant sharpnails, the scratcher

  • tommy lice-comb

  • “medicated shampoo” jonah jump

  • general woundwort, the giant rabbit

  • genius l cravat, the gentleman

  • giant bat wings roland

  • nick nolte

  • salty salty friday

  • fatman and the creature (opmerking: er was geen “creature”)

  • cecilia graveside

  • hoosegow earl french

  • stymie stonewrist

  • roadrunner “meep meep” fabong

  • bruised-rib johansson, the beefer

  • joachim bat-in-hair

  • food-eating micah

  • rubbery dmitry, the mad monk

  • honey bunches of donald

  • crispy morton

  • feminine forearms rosengarten

  • two-headed mike hoover

  • manny stillwaggon, the man with the handlebar eyebrows

  • bean-hoarder newt

  • moped enid, the mopedist

  • lamont the junkman

  • fast-neck nell

  • bill never-uses-a-cookbook

  • bee-beard

  • lil’ max meatboots

  • the personal secretary to jed

  • dee snider

  • sausage patty

  • desert locust

  • gummy miles

  • gyppo moot, the enigma machine

  • ol’ stiffpants

  • skywise the sexual elf

  • craine t. eyebrow-smeller

  • lonely heiney alan meister

  • shakey aitch the boneyard concierge

  • woody damn

  • alatar

  • pallando

  • saltfish bunyan

  • poor, poor, poor charlie short

  • venomous brown

  • five-chambered-stomach mort st john

  • gravybelly dunstan

  • manny the high-ranking mason

  • fry-pan jim fry

  • slo-mo deuteronomy

  • half-bearded mark

  • knee-brace kenny

  • morris the personal trainer

  • thundertwine

  • cleats onionpocket

  • deformed abe

  • trainwhistle abejundio

  • david no-ears

  • achilles snail-hair the buddha

  • frog-eatin’ lou

  • admiral’s club wilbur

  • max meatboots the first-class lounger

  • dora the explorer

  • mrs mary manx, the tailless cat

  • free-peanuts doug

  • steve the human tunneler

  • redball charlie dickens

  • twink the reading-room snoozer

  • microfiche roy, the side-scroller

  • mcgurk, who may be found by the card catalogue

  • booster d’souza

  • commodore sixty-four

  • drinky drunky thom, the drunk

  • terry gross

  • spooky night spooky day

  • zipgun gloucester gluck

  • human hair frum

  • sherlock-holmes-hat carl III

  • patrick intergalactic

  • ambidextrous slang

  • yum yum sinclair snowballeater

  • ponzi-scheme jeremiah ponzi

  • toodles strunk

  • monkeybars matthew manx

  • pineneedle-jacket jericho fop

  • robert the tot

  • robert the child-size

  • robert the minuscule

  • robert the wee

  • robert fits-in-a-case

  • robert eats-for-free

  • robert is-he-an-elf?
    (de zeven silk broertjes, die allemaal robert heetten, waren ook bekend omdat ze klein waren en vanwege hun voorspelbare bitterheid)

  • dennis big-ear fox

  • jethro the pagan

  • asterix the gaul

  • black bolt, king of the inhumans

  • strictly local henry bobtail

  • randall mouth-harp

  • chrysler le baron

  • the fishin’ physician

  • persuasive frederick

  • celestial stubbs

  • teary-eyed fingal

  • mairah nix

  • cthulhu carl

  • del folksy-beard

  • no-banjo burns

  • chainmail giles godfrey

  • lois “charles” ladyfinger

  • plausible zane scarrey

  • huckle smothered

  • mmmmmdandy dundee

  • mountain-humper edgar ames

  • spasmodic hillary

  • doc aquatic

  • molly bewigged

  • cincinnatti o’gurk

  • metuchen o’sullivan

  • cherry hill o’manley

  • cheesequake o’lennox

  • booper o’montauk

  • zaxxon galaxian

  • vice president garrett hobart

  • stun gun jones

  • prostate davey

  • flea stick

  • niles butterball, the frozen turkey

  • todd four-flush

  • stick-legs mcohio

  • the unanswered question of timothy

  • mickey the assistent manager

  • guesstimate jones

  • goofus

  • gallant

  • sir roundbelly dedelight

  • newton fig

  • chicken nugget will

  • parlor peter, the sneak thief

  • ovid

  • batsheba ditz

  • alan pockmark, esq.

  • lolly hoot holler

  • chisolm chesthair

  • freak le freak, the freakster

  • rex spangler, the bedazzler

  • boxcar jones, the boxcar benjamin disraeli

  • boxcar aldous huxley

  • jr linstockings

  • gila monster jr

  • irontrousers the strong

  • “x”, the anonymous man or woman

  • orphaned reynaldo, the child with haunting eyes (hoewel er ook kinderenhobo’s waren nam reynaldo zijn naam aan toen hij 45 was, voor die tijd stond hij bekend als…)

  • reynaldo reynaldoson, who will one day kill his father

  • thoughtless harry hsu

  • clinical psychiatrist hugo rivera

  • peter ox-hands

  • ponytail douglas winthrop

  • li’l jonny songbird, the songbird-eater

  • king snake: the eternal mystery

  • ghostly nose silvie

  • fonzie

  • dicapa the hound

  • beef-or-chicken bob nubbins

  • honest amelia dirt

  • slow-motion jones

  • canadian football pete

  • meep meep, the italian taylor

  • jonathan william coulton, the colchester kid

  • maria the pumpkin-patch crooner

  • big shmix

  • tearbaby hannity stoop

  • the damned swede

  • pierre tin-hat

  • ol’ barb stab-you-quick

  • mr whist

  • james fenimore cooper

  • twistback john, the scoliosis sufferer

  • sweet daddy champagne

  • senator cletus scoffpossum

  • horus, the bird-headed fool

  • 50-tooth slim

  • monk, the monkey man (which is to say “the man”)

  • thad the bunter

  • balloonpopper chillingsworth

  • all-but-dissertation tucker dummychuck

  • finnish jim

  • flemish jim

  • foreign tomas, the strangetalker

  • roadhouse ogilvy and sons

  • jokestealer john selden

  • giancarlo, master of the metal trapeze

  • dr bill stain-chin, the boxcar medic

  • boxcar ted

  • boxcar mick

  • boxcars (sic) timothy twin

  • stewbuilder dennis

  • cholly the yegg

  • holden the expert dreamtwister

  • the rza

  • jack skunk

  • jack skunk fils

  • lord dan x still-standing

  • marlon fitz-fancy

  • bazino, bazino, the kid whose hair is on fire

  • whispering-lies mcgruder

  • nit louse

  • dan’l dinsmore tackadoo

  • hobo zero

  • the silver jacket man

  • no-shoulders smalltooth jones

  • sistery brothery nabob

  • name withheld

  • staniel the spaniel

  • frederick bannister, the tree surgeon

  • tarnose cohen

  • mr wilson fancypants

  • floyd dangle

  • shane stoopback

  • wicked paul fourteen-toes

  • normal-faced olaf